She forgot her glasses...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, Aug 27, 2007.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    Been there, Done that!

    While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant
    for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and
    resumed their trip.

    When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the
    table and, she didn't miss them until after they had been driving about
    twenty minutes.

    By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance
    before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the
    restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

    All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old
    man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during
    the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he
    became. He just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally
    arrived at the restaurant.

    As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her
    glasses, the old geezer yelled to her.......

    "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.
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    :D :D I told a version of this just the other day..:D
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    Sounds about right! :D :D :D
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