Shot in the head

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  1. WHSmithIV

    WHSmithIV Well-Known Member

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    Subject: Woman Survives "Gunshot" to Head
    "The Gunshot to the Head"

    Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
    and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
    Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with
    the windows rolled up, her eyes closed and with both hands behind
    the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car.

    He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.
    He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot
    in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an
    hour.

    The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
    doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

    When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
    dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
    exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
    gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she
    reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it
    was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

    Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could
    all be a coincidence.

    The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was
    from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
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