sick leave

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by fedupdon, Jul 24, 2009.

  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

    Jun 3, 2008
    Sick Leave

    I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
    I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
    So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
    My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
    I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
    I told him I was a light bulb.
    He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
    I jumped down and walked out of the office....
    When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'

    (You're gonna love this....)

    She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark..
  2. doug66

    doug66 Member

    Jan 29, 2005

  3. Ya gotta love those dippy blonde's.
  4. ilovenxstage

    ilovenxstage New Member

    Jan 14, 2009
    I needed a good laugh. :D:D
  5. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member


    Cha Ching... :D

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