SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES TO SHARE W/YOU

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by 1shot1k, Feb 26, 2009.

  1. 1shot1k

    1shot1k Former Guest

    904
    Nov 9, 2008
    Fort Worth, Texas
    :cool::cool::cool::cool:

    I offer these valuable homeopathetic remedies gathered from my years of knowledge....

    Enjoy and use them...and how many can you add to list ?.....:cool:





    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water Down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. [/FONT]

    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone Else to hold while you chop. [/FONT]

    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by using The sink. [/FONT]

    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for A few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use A timer. [/FONT]

    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you From rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze Button. [/FONT]

    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll Be afraid to cough. [/FONT]

    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]7. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't Move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the Duct tape. [/FONT]

    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. [/FONT]

    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. [/FONT]


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  2. noslolo

    noslolo New Member

    Oct 15, 2004
    Johnstown PA
    Another good one!
     

  3. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    I got yer home remedy right here... BEER! It helps forget... :rolleyes:

    mike
    gn
     
  4. And if duct tape don't fix it.....it's broken... (my motto) hahaha! :D
     
  5. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

    Apr 25, 2004
    Pensacola Fl. area
    Rule number eight
    8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
    That one just isn't true all the time, TAKE ME FOR EXAMPLE :eek::D
     
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