Singing fish

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  1. Diamondback

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    Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.'

    Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird.'

    Jimmy: 'What? Let me get this straight... You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird?'

    Mike: 'Well, yeah. After all, you know, he's a parrot fish.'

    Jimmy: 'Now listen, Mike, while you might be able to teach a parrot to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish.'

    Mike: 'That's what you think! It just so happens this fish CAN sing. The thing is, he's terribly off-key and it's driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?'
  2. Insulation Tim

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    UGH....nice pun though
  3. Old Grump

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    Sounds perfectly logical to me. :cool:
  4. m77user

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    you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish?
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