Sitting At A Red Light In Scottsdale ......

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  1. JohnHenry

    JohnHenry Well-Known Member

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    I was sitting at a long red light yesterday, minding my own business,
    patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming
    traffic.

    A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-
    American
    slogans, with a half-burned American flag duct-taped on the trunk of their
    car and a "Get out of Afghanistan" slogan spray painted on the side, was
    stopped next to me.

    Suddenly they yelled, "Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took off before the
    light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler semi trailer laden with house
    bricks came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their
    car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.


    For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that could
    have been me!"




    So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
  2. jedwil

    jedwil Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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  3. lonewolf204

    lonewolf204 Active Member

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    Sounds like a good plan!
  4. twobit

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    Sitting at a red light in Scottsdale.....
    Is that like Standing on a corner in Winslow?
  5. Dog Soldier

    Dog Soldier New Member

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    No it would be more like setting at a light on Andy Devine Blvd. In Kingman.
  6. hstout1143

    hstout1143 Well-Known Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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    elkslayer4x5 New Member

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    flboots Well-Known Member

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    That was good JohnHenry.
  9. Old Grump

    Old Grump New Member

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    Do they need more drivers?
  10. nynomad

    nynomad New Member

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    Now that cracked me up!!!!
  11. streetbob

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    That was great!!!
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