Sitting At A Red Light In Scottsdale ......

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by JohnHenry, Nov 27, 2012.

  1. JohnHenry

    JohnHenry Well-Known Member

    I was sitting at a long red light yesterday, minding my own business,
    patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming

    A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-
    slogans, with a half-burned American flag duct-taped on the trunk of their
    car and a "Get out of Afghanistan" slogan spray painted on the side, was
    stopped next to me.

    Suddenly they yelled, "Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took off before the
    light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler semi trailer laden with house
    bricks came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their
    car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

    For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that could
    have been me!"

    So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
  2. jedwil

    jedwil Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Sep 11, 2009
    Texas Hill Country

  3. lonewolf204

    lonewolf204 Well-Known Member

    Apr 10, 2011
    Sounds like a good plan!
  4. twobit

    twobit Active Member

    Sep 15, 2010
    Sitting at a red light in Scottsdale.....
    Is that like Standing on a corner in Winslow?
  5. Dog Soldier

    Dog Soldier Well-Known Member

    Nov 7, 2012
    The Great Desert
    No it would be more like setting at a light on Andy Devine Blvd. In Kingman.
  6. hstout1143

    hstout1143 Well-Known Member

    Jan 3, 2012
  7. flboots

    flboots Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Northeast Florida
    That was good JohnHenry.
  8. nynomad

    nynomad Member

    Apr 8, 2010
    Now that cracked me up!!!!
  9. streetbob

    streetbob Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2012
    Gulf Coast, Texas
    That was great!!!
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