Size Doesn't matter

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  1. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

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    Size doesn't matter



    Farmer's wives will enjoy this.



    Sam, an Indiana farmer, was sitting at the table, while his wife, Dottie, was preparing dinner. Dottie bent over to remove the chicken tenders from the oven. As she bent over, Sam playfully remarked, "Honey, your butt's as big as a combine."

    Dottie removed the chicken and continued preparing dinner, saying nothing that was audible. As she put their dinner on the table, she dropped the pepper shaker on the floor. While she was bent over to pick it up, Sam remarked, "Honey, I take that back. Your butt's as big as two combines!"

    Dottie picked up the pepper shaker, slammed it on the table and served dinner, once again with no audible comment.

    Later, after they had gone to bed, Sam started feeling a little frisky. As he cuddled up to Dottie, he immediately realized there was absolutely no response from her. Sam playfully tapped her on the shoulder and asked why she was so frigid. Clearly irritated, Dottie could no longer hold her tongue, and very snidely replied,

    "Do you really think that I'm gonna fire up $300,000 worth of machinery for one little old dried up corn cob?"
  2. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member

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    good come back:D :D :D
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    :D :D :D :D :D

    and, at least, for the time being, he is still alive - -

    I presume......
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    Good one Berto! :eek: :eek: :D :D :D :D
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    Guess they were newlyweds.
    Any man married long enough KNOWS better.
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