SM this is for you

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, May 20, 2003.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    Horseback rider

    A very good looking blonde with waist length hair wearing a low cut top and short shorts decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

    In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the hard ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune......
    Frank, the 79 year old Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma, rushes to her aid and unplugs the horse.
  2. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    Must have been wearing my blonde wig that day. ;) :p

    That's a good one, Gunfyter!
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  3. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    We AIM to please. :D :D
  4. Smokin Guns

    Smokin Guns New Member

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    Hey!

    Yup! Gunna hang on to this one and share it around...[​IMG]
  5. pickenup

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    Yup, good un. :D