Some fun with words this week

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  1. Marlin

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    1. A calendar's days are numbered.
    2. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
    3. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
    4. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
    5. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
    6. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
    7. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
    8. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
    9. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
    10. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
    11. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
    12. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
    13. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
    14. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.


    [this item was lifted from thoday's Conservative Republican News.]
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