Some observations

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  1. 1952Sniper

    1952Sniper New Member

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    Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

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    The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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    There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
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    Life is sexually transmitted.
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    An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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    If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead?"
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    Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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    The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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    Get the last word in: Apologize.
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    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

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    Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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    Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
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    Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
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    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
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    Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
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    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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    Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

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    How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    There's a lot of insight there, Snipe!
  3. FN_Project90

    FN_Project90 New Member

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    damn camp fires, start a small brush fire and call it a bon fire, hehehehe
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