Something about Prepositions

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  1. berto64

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    SOMETHING ABOUT PREPOSITIONS?



    Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but
    nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American
    Indian medicine man.
    The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a
    white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
    Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it
    once a year.

    All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as
    you wish!"

    The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to
    continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has
    to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned - it will not work
    again for another year."

    Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That
    night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts
    on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to
    her says, "123." He suddenly becomes more aroused than any time in his
    life ... just as the medicine man had promised. Joyce, who had been facing
    away, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

    And now you know why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.
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