Son of a Birch

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by xxxxxxl, Apr 19, 2006.

  1. xxxxxxl

    xxxxxxl New Member

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    Hope you folks haven't heard this one yet:

    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
    but, here is one:

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
    tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
    that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The birch says he cannot tell.

    Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

    The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
    is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
    neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
    piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

    Now wipe that smile off your face.

    And pass it on!!
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    HEY U STOLE MY JOKE. :D , I GUEES I AM ABOUT A MONTH TO LATE.