Sounds more like BG an da pig!

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    ibtrukn
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    Ole and Sven were golfing when Sven pulled out a cigar; he
    didn't have a lighter so he asked Ole for a light.

    "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied and reached
    into his golf bag and pulled out a 12-inch BIC lighter.
    "Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, "Vhere did yew get dat
    monster??"

    "Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie."

    "You haff a genie?" Sven asked.

    "Ya, shure, he's right here in my bag," said Ole.

    "Could I see him?" Ole opens the side pocket of his golf
    bag and out pops the genie. Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a
    good friend of your master; Vill you grant me vun vish?"

    "Yes I will", the genie said, so Sven asks him for a million
    bucks. The genie hops back into the bag and leaves him standing
    there waiting for his million bucks.

    Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million
    ducks flying overhead is heard. Sven yells to Ole, "I asked
    for a million Bucks, not Ducks!"

    Ole answers, "Ya, Do yew really tink I asked him for a
    12-inch BIC?"




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    ib, u musta bin falloin me n BG aroun.
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    I'll drink to dat and I'll still waitin on that 12" Bic
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    Them gals down ta the pumphouse can flic yore bic......an dats de troot!!

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    dat's a goon 'en
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    12" bic, why yousa wish fer such a short un?
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