Southern version of Windows...

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  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    Howdy

    Dear Consumers:

    It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2006
    Southern EDITION
    may have accidentally
    been shipped outside of the south.
    If you have one of these,
    you may need help
    understanding the commands.

    The Southern EDITION
    may be recognized
    by the unique opening screen.
    It reads: WINDERS 2006,
    with a background picture
    of Waylon and Willie,
    superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.

    Please also note:
    The Recycle Bin is now labeled " Outhouse"
    My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
    Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
    Control Panel is known as " The Dashboard"
    Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
    Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thang s"
    Error message Popups now read "Duct Tape"


    CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN THE Southern EDITION :

    Cancel ..... Stopdat
    Reset ..................... Try'er agin
    Yes ..................................... Yep
    No ................... Nope
    Find ............................ Hunt Fer't
    Go to ........................... Over Yonder
    Back ............... Back Yonder
    Help ................. Gimme a Han' Here
    Stop ............. Now kwit thet (WHOA!)
    Start .. Crank'er Up
    Settings ............. Settins
    Programs ........... Stuff Wut Duz Stuff
    Documents ..... Stuff Ah Dun Did

    Also note that
    the Southern EDITION d oes not recognize capital lett ers
    or punctuation marks.
    Some programs that are exclusive to
    WINDERS 2006:

    Tipe-riter ........... a word processing program
    Cullerin' Book ............... a graphics program
    Cowntin' Mersheen .......... calculator
    Outhouse Paper .......................... notepad
    Inner-net .................... Microsoft explorer 5.0
    Pitchers ............................ a graphics viewer


    We regret any inconvenience
    it may have caused.
    If you received a copy of
    the Southern EDITION,
    you may return it to Microsoft
    for a replacement version.



    I hope this helps all y'all!
  2. Marlin

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    Seems to get funnier every time I read it, GN ...... :) :D
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  4. glocknut

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    Sorry. I did'n realize it was an oldie.... LOL :D

    mike
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    Maybe an oldie, but still funny when you read it:)
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