Speaking German in Texas

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  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2009
    Move between WA and points south
    Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: (Don't drink the water, the cows have sh-- in it.) The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak English." The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
  2. Zane71464

    Zane71464 Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2009
    Ohio NRA Member
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