met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and shot the **** a bit, and then, right out of the blue, she asked me if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter 3-some? I said no. We drank a bit more, and then she says: "...well sport, tonight is your lucky night." We went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mom you still awake?"