Stanley .......

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  1. JohnHenry

    JohnHenry Well-Known Member

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    Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name.

    " Stanley ," responds the little boy.

    "And what is your question, Stanley ?"

    "I have 4 questions:
    First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of Congress ?
    Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes ?
    Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden ?"
    Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance ?

    Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

    When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's right: question time. Who has a question ?"

    Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.

    "Steve," he responds.

    "And what is your question, Steve ?"

    Actually, I have 6 questions.

    First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of Congress ?
    Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes ?
    Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden ?
    Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance ?
    Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early ?
    And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley ?"
  2. firefighter1635

    firefighter1635 Well-Known Member

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    I like that, funny stuff. Kids aren't stupid.

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