State Mottos, a good repeat

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  1. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

    Alabama : Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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    Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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    Arizona : But It's A Dry Heat
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    Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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    California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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    Colorado : If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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    Connecticut : Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It yet
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    Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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    Florida : Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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    Georgia : We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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    Hawaii : Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
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    Idaho : More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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    Illinois : Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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    Indiana : 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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    Iowa : We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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    Kansas : First Of The Rectangle States
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    Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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    Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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    Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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    Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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    Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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    Michigan : First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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    Minnesota : 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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    Mississippi : Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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    Missouri : Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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    Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
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    Nebraska : Ask About Our State Motto Contest>
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    Nevada : Hookers and Poker!
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    New Hampshire : Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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    New Jersey : You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
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    New Mexico : Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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    New York : You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
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    North Carolina : Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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    North Dakota : We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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    Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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    Oklahoma : Like The Play, Only No Singing
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    Oregon : Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
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    Pennsylvania : Cook With Coal
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    Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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    South Carolina : Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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    South Dakota : Closer Than North Dakota
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    Tennessee : The Educashun State
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    Texas : Sí, Hablo Ingles
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    Utah : Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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    Vermont : Yep
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    Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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    Washington : We have more rain than you do
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    Washington , D.C. : Wanna Be Mayor?
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    West Virginia : One Big Happy Family...Really!
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    Wisconsin : Come Cut The Cheese
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    Wyoming : Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared
  2. southernshooter

    southernshooter New Member

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    :) :D :) :D
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  4. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    Maine Lobster hasn't been cheap at the wharf since I can remember, back into the late 40s..... :( :(

    In fact they have gotten higher as they become less in number.
  5. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

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    Ahhh yes, my neighbor Ted. The very little else part is true, and they AIM to keep it that way. Especially no one for CA is to welcome.

    Montana is my real home state by the way.:eek:
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    You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
    U got dat1 rite bro. we dont got attitude, JOisey IS ATTITUDE!!! :cool:
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