Stimulus payment

Discussion in 'The Fire For Effect and Totally Politically Incorr' started by ampaterry, Apr 23, 2009.

  1. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

    Dec 20, 2008
    West Tennessee
    My wife and I just got our notices yesterday -
    By the end of next month, we will receive $250 each as our portion of the multi-trillion dollar economic stimulus plan of BO.

    let's see -
    200 million adults -
    2 billion would be $10 each
    200 billion would be $1000 each
    2 trillion would be $10,000 each -

    Who is getting the other $9,750 of my $10,000 share?

    Oh well -
    spending $10,000 each to get us $250 is about par for DC -

    O bah ma
    O bah ma
    O bah ma
     
  2. Huh? Did I miss something? We're getting an Obama check?:confused::confused:
     

  3. WomenofCaliber

    WomenofCaliber New Member

    104
    Mar 26, 2009
    I haven't heard anything about that. That's cool if we do get some sort of money.
     
  4. gdmoody

    gdmoody Moderator Supporting Member

    Sep 7, 2007
    Athens, Georgia
    If I get one, I will have to go out and stimulate the economy by buying some ammo or putting a down payment on a new gun.
     
  5. HAHAHA!!! Yep, $250 will buy me some nice parts to make my WASR even more evil:D:D:D


    I do remeber hearing that people receiving any kind of Social Security payments, be it retirment, disability, etc., would be getting a one time payment of $250 while everyone else would be getting their "tax cut" of $13 per week.
     
  6. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

    Dec 20, 2008
    West Tennessee
    Everyone drawing Social Security gets $250 each.
    I don't know what else may be in the mill, but we just got notification from the fed that this is coming to us by the end of next month -
     
  7. Yeah, so I"m not getting an Obama check. Aw man, now I guess I won't be able to vote for him in 2012:p:p:p:p:p
     
  8. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

    Dec 20, 2008
    West Tennessee
    I am sure all us retired folk will line up at the machine to yank the donkeys tail next election due to this check.

    NOT!!

    We are OLD, not STUPID!
     
  9. Big ugly

    Big ugly New Member

    Feb 27, 2009
    Knoxville Tennessee
    I wonder if those of us with disabled children are gonna get that also? I get SSI for my son,
     
  10. ponycar17

    ponycar17 Active Member

    Feb 17, 2005
    South Carolina
    Yep, it's about par for the course. Creating real wealth in America like we did in 2001 is so old. We need change. :rolleyes:

    Funny, off topic story... My son is learning animal names and what sounds they make.

    You show him a cow... He says, "cow."
    What does a cow say? "Mooooo"

    You show him a sheep... He says, "sheep"
    What does a sheep say?...

    I might be a horrible parent but I'm trying to get him to say "YES WE CAN!" My wife is going to kill me if he ever does it. :D
     
  11. 4EvrLearning

    4EvrLearning New Member

    Feb 27, 2009
    Left Coast
    haha pony! Teaching him that will certainly make you a baaaaad parent! ;)
     
    Last edited: Apr 23, 2009
  12. WomenofCaliber

    WomenofCaliber New Member

    104
    Mar 26, 2009
    haha pony that is great!!!
     
  13. ponycar17

    ponycar17 Active Member

    Feb 17, 2005
    South Carolina
    Yes, definitely baaaaaaaad... :D

    He has a whole Noah's Ark full of critters that his mom and I tell him the proper sounds for... This one is just too funny to pass up! :D
     
  14. Blackhawk Dave

    Blackhawk Dave Member

    740
    Nov 20, 2008
    Denton, TX
    My taxes will probably go up. Nah, I know they will, in some form or another.
     
  15. johnfausch

    johnfausch New Member

    44
    Apr 5, 2009
    East Tennessee
    Yep fellow seasoned citizens and SSI recipiants...it's true. I got my statement in the mail today that I will receive 1/100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
    of the Econimic Stumbling Package. In the statement, bullit point #9 reads as follows: (This is from Michael J. Astrue, Commissioner, Social Security Administration)
    :confused: "We will not count the one-time payment as income for SSI purposes. If you keep the one-time payment for 9 months or more, it will count toward your SSI resource limit.":confused:

    The statement has nothing to do with me - but - HUH? Like, you folks drawing SSI can't keep it or what???

    More GOVERNMENT GOBBLEDEGOOK. :mad: (No offence ment to turkeys):)

    johnfausch
    SMSgt USAF, (Ret.)
     
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