stop the spread of this disease

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  1. USMCSpeedy

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    Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

    The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

    It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

    Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

    Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.
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    Rampant in my state but a glimmer of hope is on the horizon. Problem is convincing died in the wool 4th generation liberals to get their heads out of that nice dark warm spot they have it stuck in now and to get them to smell the fresh air of freedom and liberty instead of socialism and security.

    I am shamelessly stealing that post and spreading it everywhere. :D
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    I am shamelessly stealing that post and spreading it everywhere. :D[/QUOTE]

    You are more than welcome to it. Anything to help prevent the spread of this.:D
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