Stress reliever

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Sep 28, 2005.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a
    minute. (even if it is a bit hacky)
    Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
    Here is your dose of humour...
    Find your name and post it.
    Follow the instructions to find your new name.


    The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your
    new first name:
    a = snickle
    b = doombah
    c = goober
    d = cheesey
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = dumbo
    h = farcus
    i = dorky
    j = doofus
    k = funky
    l = boobie
    m = sleezy
    n = sloopy
    o = fluffy
    p = stinky
    q = slimy
    r = dorfus
    s = snooty
    t = tootsie
    u = dipsy
    v = sneezy
    w = liver
    x = skippy
    y = dinky
    z = zippy
    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
    a = dippin
    b = feather
    c = batty
    d = burger
    e = chicken
    f = fy
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = farkle
    j = monkey
    k = flippin
    l = fricken
    m = bubble
    n = rhino
    o = potty
    p = hamster
    q = buckle
    r = gizzard
    s = lickin
    t = snickle
    u = chuckle
    v = pickle
    w = hubble
    x = dingle
    y = gorilla
    z = girdle

    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the
    second half of your new last name:

    a = butt
    b = boob
    d = nose
    e = hump
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = head
    l = tush
    m = chunks
    n = dunkin
    o = brains
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = doodle
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = frack
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = hiney
    z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

    And remember that children laugh an average of 146 and adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

    :D :D :D
     
  2. Deputy Dawg

    Deputy Dawg Active Member

    Ok every one meet sloopy chicken doodle.
     

  3. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    Sneezy Gizzardbutt :D :D
     
  4. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
    What happened to "c" in the third list? Can't do my name without it. :(
     
  5. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    SoMo, standby, I'm trying to get it.
     
  6. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
  7. JohnK3

    JohnK3 New Member

    May 5, 2003
    Farcus Chickenchunks

    The wife is Stinky Chickenchunks (nee' Battypants) and the kids are:

    Dorfus Battypants
    Dorky Chickenchunks
    Snooty Chickenchunks
    Dorfus Chickenchunks
     
  8. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

    Apr 25, 2004
    Pensacola Fl. area
    Hello from Sloppy ChickenHump :rolleyes:
     
  9. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
    Sloopy Dippinbuns here. :rolleyes: :D
     
  10. gunfreakboy

    gunfreakboy Member

    334
    Sep 20, 2005
    Buffalo, N.Y.
    snoopy potty doodle. maybe im related to granny hawkins in the Outlaw Josey Wales "thats doodlysquat"
     
  11. gunnutmechanic

    gunnutmechanic New Member

    18
    Aug 17, 2005
    montana
    hello my name is Dipsy Farkletush and I'm addicted to guns.
     
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