Subject: Government Work

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by Admin, Oct 2, 2003.

  1. Admin

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    Got this from Bree/AKA-Mesen

    A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?" The guy says,
    "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours inVietnam." "Good,"
    says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you
    have any service-related disabilities?" The guy says, "In
    fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion
    removed my private parts so they declared me disabled,
    it doesn't affect my ability to work, though." "Sorry to hear
    about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I
    can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come
    on in about 10, and we'll get you started." The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come
    at 10?" "Well, here at the government, we don't do anything
    but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of your coming in for that."
    Last edited: Oct 2, 2003
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