sum good advice frum da BadaBing

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  1. ibtrukn

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    > An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
    >
    > "Grandson, I wanna you lisina to me. I wanna for you to taka my
    > chrome-plated .38 revolver so you will alwaysa remember me."
    >
    > "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leaving me your
    > Rolex watch instead."
    >
    > "You lisina to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna
    >
    > hava
    > a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a coupla of
    > bambino.
    > Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
    > another
    > man.
    >
    > "Whatta you gonna do then? "Pointa to your watch and say, TIMESA UP
    > ???"
    >
    >
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