Sunday morning sermon

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  1. Mesen

    Mesen Active Member

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    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his
    Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

    The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

    The second worm was put into a jar of

    cigarette smoke.

    The third worm was put into a jar of

    chocolate syrup.

    The fourth worm was put into a jar of good

    clean soil.

    At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the

    following results

    The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

    The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

    Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.

    Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

    So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you

    learn from this demonstration?

    A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and

    said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have
    worms!"



    I still say the four basic food groups are caffeine, nicotine, sugar & grease!


    see ya
    Bree
  2. SixTGunr

    SixTGunr New Member

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    :D :D :D :D :D

    I concur ..... :)

    Six
  3. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    Good one!



    I have a cartoon on my refrigerator that lists the four basic food groups:
    canned, frozen, carry-out, and delivery

    :D:D:D
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