Super Surgeon!

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Marlin, Feb 26, 2006.

  1. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    You may have seen this before, as have I. I chuckle more and more each time I see it, though. Very fitting description.....
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    Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
    surgeries they had performed.

    One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist
    lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
    performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

    One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and
    both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."


    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
    woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
    woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass.

    I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York."
  2. pickenup

    pickenup Active Member

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    Wife is still chuckling. :D
  3. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    The Medical Board should have pulled the 3rd surgeon's License to Practice! :D
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    Marlin T Active Member

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    This place is great!!!
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