Swearing nun

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ckelley, Jan 23, 2012.

  1. ckelley

    ckelley Member

    Jan 19, 2010
    North Dakota
    A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior, chatting.
    "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."
    "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder.
    "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go more than 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that's hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."
    "Is that when you swore?"
    "No, Mother," says the nun. "After that a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."
    "Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.
    "Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons, and began to fly away!"
    "Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
    "No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
    "Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
    "No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about a foot from the hole."
    The two nuns were silent for a moment.
    Then Mother Superior sighed and asked, "You missed the damn putt, didn't you?"
  2. JohnHenry

    JohnHenry Active Member

    Apr 30, 2011
    Livingston county, Michigan
    That would be enough to make ANYONE swear !
  3. Buckshot

    Buckshot Active Member

    May 5, 2009
    Southern AZ
    It's called GOLF because SH** was already taken!

  4. Capt Mac Turk

    Capt Mac Turk New Member

    Sep 23, 2011
    So Fla-- NO place to Shoot AKA "TFF" Posting Clo