Taking the dog for a walk

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  1. savage170

    savage170 Member

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    A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."

    The little girl went to the garage and asked "Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you."

    Dad said, " Bring Susie over here" He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-end with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash.

    Dad asked, "Where is Susie?"

    The little girl said, "She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."
  2. johnnyehlers

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    Should have used turpentine & rollerskates.
  3. Little Rooster

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    Must be retro night at the Laugh Factory. Some good old jokes post thru out here.
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    Off to my mother-in-law. We do that with those. :)
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