Taking the dog for a walk

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by savage170, May 24, 2012.

  1. savage170

    savage170 Member

    May 3, 2011
    A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."

    The little girl went to the garage and asked "Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you."

    Dad said, " Bring Susie over here" He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-end with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash.

    Dad asked, "Where is Susie?"

    The little girl said, "She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."
  2. johnnyehlers

    johnnyehlers Member

    Feb 5, 2012
    West Central Missouri
    Should have used turpentine & rollerskates.
  3. Little Rooster

    Little Rooster New Member

    Oct 17, 2007
    Old Dominion
    Must be retro night at the Laugh Factory. Some good old jokes post thru out here.
  4. raven818

    raven818 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2011
    Jax, Fl.
    Off to my mother-in-law. We do that with those. :)
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