Taliban warning

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by jestor, Mar 15, 2010.

  1. jestor

    jestor New Member

    Aug 18, 2009
    This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of
    Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if Military actions
    against Iraq and Afghanistan continue, Taliban authorities intend to cut
    off America's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6
    Managers. And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab
    Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.

  2. FTK87

    FTK87 New Member

    Mar 1, 2009
    Chouteau, Oklahoma
    Oh no, that would break my heart!!!!
  3. petesusn

    petesusn Member

    Wow, that could actually open the job market for AMERICANS.
  4. No kidden, I got one of Dell's finest and they sounded just like the guy

    in the movie Short Circuit..... and my VA Prime Care Doc to. :eek:

  5. Eddie N

    Eddie N New Member

    Apr 23, 2009
    Now, where do you think we could find replacements?:rolleyes::D
  6. petesusn

    petesusn Member

    There's many running north across the river. They may soon be legal and looking for welfare...oops, I meant work.
  7. Eddie N

    Eddie N New Member

    Apr 23, 2009
    More votes for the commies in DC.:mad:
  8. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    Location location

    I had to call tech support here, quite awhile back and the kid who answered sounded like any other American "Hello this is Jeff". I couldn't believe it and asked "How did I manage to get through to an American?" (HOPING the call really was monitored), he replied that I just got lucky. I laughed and asked if he had a direct line that I could dial for future problems. :D:D:D

    Good one, Jestor...
  9. trapper704

    trapper704 New Member

    Mar 21, 2010
    then president canidates:D
  10. Helix_FR

    Helix_FR Active Member

    Apr 14, 2009
    Imperial, MO
    OH NO, you mean that motel 6 won't smell like curry powder and BO anymore? Dang:D
  11. wpage

    wpage Active Member

    Aug 25, 2009
    Only a matter of time till we smoke that cave...
  12. lentz

    lentz Former Guest

    Mar 12, 2010
    Will we get high?
  13. Zane71464

    Zane71464 Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2009
    Ohio NRA Member
    I hope that happens soon...and in time I think we will, all in good time I reckon.
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