Tattoos

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  1. muley

    muley New Member

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    Christmas Tattoos!

    A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she
    wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.
    She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

    So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then
    instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left
    thigh.

    So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is
    getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind,
    could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

    She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that
    there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!" :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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