Taxes More fact here than joke

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  1. catfish83861

    catfish83861 Active Member

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    Now I started to read this and realized just how corrwct it really is. Our building permit fees here are not a tax they tell us only enough to pay the necessary costs to have a building inspector. However each year there is a large surplus that goes where? You guessed it into the countys general fund. Sounds like a tax to me. catfish


    WHAT HAPPENED?

    At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.

    Be sure to read all the way to the end!

    Tax his land,
    Tax his bed,
    Tax the table
    At which he's fed.

    Tax his tractor,
    Tax his mule,
    Teach him taxes
    Are the rule.

    Tax his cow,
    Tax his goat,
    Tax his pants,
    Tax his coat.

    Tax his ties,
    Tax his shirt,
    Tax his work,
    Tax his dirt.

    Tax his tobacco,
    Tax his drink,
    Tax him if he
    Tries to think.

    Tax his cigars,
    Tax his beers,
    If he cries, then
    Tax his tears.

    Tax his car,
    Tax his gas,
    Find other ways
    To tax his ass

    Tax all he has
    Then let him know
    That you won't be done
    Till he has no dough.

    When he screams and hollers,
    Then tax him some more,
    Tax him till
    He's good and sore.
    Then tax his coffin,
    Tax his grave,Tax the sod in
    Which he's laid.
    Put these words
    upon his tomb,
    "Taxes drove me to my doom..."

    When he's gone,
    Do not relax,
    Its time to apply
    The inheritance tax.

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    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    CDL license Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Excise Taxes
    Federal Income Tax
    Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax,
    Fuel permit tax
    Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
    Gross Receipts Tax
    Hunting License Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Interest expense
    Inventory tax
    IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
    Liquor Tax
    Luxury Taxes
    Marriage License Tax
    Medicare Tax
    Personal Property Tax
    Property Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Service charge taxes
    Social Security Tax
    Road usage taxes
    Sales Tax
    Recreational Vehicle Tax
    School Tax
    State Income Tax
    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
    Telephone federal excise tax
    Telephone federal universal service fee tax
    Telephone federal, state and local surcharge tax es
    Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
    Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
    Telephone state and local tax
    Telephone usage charge tax
    Utility Taxes
    Vehicle License Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Watercraft registration Tax
    Well Permit Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax

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    COMMENTS:
    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
    and
    our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
    We had absolutely no national debt,
    had the largest middle class in the world,
    and
    Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

    What the hell happened?
    Can you spell
    "politicians!"

    And I still have to
    "press 1" for English.

    I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times
  2. KING64

    KING64 New Member

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    Regarding the building permit fees: In my county the planning and development department announced that with the down turn in building starts they were experiencing lower revenue in building permit fees and they were not covering the expense of the department. The answer? Raise the fees of course. Whatever happened to the idea of reducing staff when there was not enough permit applications coming in?
  3. el_diabl0

    el_diabl0 Former Guest

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    our water dept raised rates because people were using less water...
  4. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    Couple years back, they rewarded people here with rate increases for making the water last through a drought. :mad:
  5. pickenup

    pickenup Active Member

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    Tax.......extortion.......same thing.
    Only the name changes, depending on who is doing it. :mad:
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