TEXAS AGGIE.....

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  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

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    It seems that a young Texas Aggie volunteered for military service during World War II. He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola Naval Air Station, skipping recruit training.

    The very first day at Pensacola, he solos, and is the best flier on the base. All they could do was give him his gold wings and assign him immediately to an aircraft carrier in the Pacific.

    On his first day aboard, he took off and single-handedly shot down 6 Japanese fighter planes. Then, climbing up to 20,000 feet, he found 9 more Japanese planes, and shot them all down as well.

    Noting that his fuel was getting low, he descended, circled the carrier, and came in for a perfect landing on the deck. He threw back the canopy, climbed out, and jogged over to the captain. Saluting smartly, he said, "Well sir, how did I do on my very first day?"

    The captain turned around, bowed politely, and replied, "You makie onry one velly, velly selious mistake."
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    I thot I'd heard every Aggie Joke there is, but that's a new one to me. Thanks John.
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    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

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    Thanks Berto...How are you feeling these days...Are you staying in where it's warm? Didn't hear from Hope as I mentioned the other day I might being I'd sent her and Roy a Christmas card...they had that tornado in her town...hope things are good with them...Good folks. Take care yourself. Chief
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    I'm praying for her & and her family. Hopefully they are OK.

    We had another storm blow thru last night but all we got was rain here, 14" of snow up in Bogus Basin ski resort tho. Lots of road closures due to blowing snow in the mtns. & on I-84 over in Or.

    G'night,

    berto
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