Texas Air Control Tower

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  1. Gunfyter

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    Dallas ATC: Tower to Saudi Air 911m you are clear to land eastbound on runway 9R."

    Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised !!"

    Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great !!"

    Pause: Static.............

    Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

    Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOI NG
    IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! !! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

    Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts! Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?.
    :D :D :D :D
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