Texas Parks & Wildlife Press Release

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  1. Marlin

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    The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a statement today saying Vice President Cheney broke no hunting regulations over the weekend by shooting a lawyer instead of a quail.

    A TPWD spokesman noted that, in Texas, lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to seasonal limitations or bag limits.

    It was further noted that lawyer hunting was encouraged as the state is over-populated with the pesky creatures.

    However, a local food critic said that, contrary to rumor, lawyers donot taste like chicken but more like vulture.
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    I'm surprised they taste like vulture considering what most are full of. :D
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    I appreciate that, S66!!!! :) :D
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    Vulture my a$$! Kill em all! :D :D :D :D
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