texican religion

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  1. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

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    A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs
    of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out
    of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes
    back to the bar and orders three more.

    The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You
    know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste
    better if you bought one at a time."
    The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two
    brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin,
    and I'm in Texas. When we all left home, we promised
    that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank
    together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and
    one for myself."

    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and
    leaves it there.

    The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always
    drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks
    them in turn.

    One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the
    regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes
    back to the bar for the second round, the bartender
    says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I
    wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

    The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a
    light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just
    fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I
    joined the Baptist Church in Sweetwater and I had to
    quit drinking.. . . . . . Hasn't affected my brothers
    though."


    :cool:
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