Texikan Kowboyz??

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    ibtrukn
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    > There once was a successful rancher who died and left
    everything to his
    > devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and make a
    go of it, but
    > she knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place
    an ad in the
    > newspaper for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job. One
    was gay and the
    > other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no
    one else
    > applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be
    safer to
    > have him around the house than the drunk. He turned out to be
    fantastic
    > worker, worked long hard hours every day and knew a lot about
    ranching. For
    > weeks the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing really
    well. Then one
    > day the rancher's wife said to the hired hand, "You have done
    a really good
    > job and the ranch looks great, you should go into town and
    kick up your
    > heels." The hired hand agreed readily, and Saturday night went
    to town.
    > However: One o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock
    and still no
    > hired hand. Two-thirty, finally, in came the hired hand. The
    rancher's wife
    > was sitting by the fireplace and quietly called him over to
    her. "Unbutton
    > my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she
    asked. "Now
    > take off my boots." He did so, slowly. "Now take off my
    socks." He did. "Now
    > take off my skirt." He did. "Now take off my bra." Again with
    trembling
    > hands he did as she asked. "Now," she said, "take off my
    panties." He slowly
    > pulled them down. Then she looked at him and said, "Don't you
    ever wear my
    > clothes to town again."




    shooter22
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    EEEEK Gads!


    Cossack1
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    Good one! I'm gonna tell that one at work on Monday,thanks ibtrukin!

    Smokin Guns
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    Cossack1, ibtrukin is always coming up with these perverted jokes. I'm glad that I never read them or steal them from him...

    hotload
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    She might have just been jealous because he looked better in them than she did.

    shooter22
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    Welcome cossack1, Are glad to have you aboard. Carry on, but watch some of these people, they are a bit off their meds. Boy, I gotta tell ya, pretty bold to make your firs post in the Pumphouse. Most people afeared to come in here for a few weeks!


    Edited by: shooter22 at: 8/17/02 11:21:12 pm

    warpig883
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    cossack1, you have now been exposed to some of the most incorrigible of all gun nuts. Enjoy and be careful.


    Welcome


    hotload
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    Welcome aboard cossack1, you will find this to be a good forum with lots of information.We can tell you will fit in from youre first post being on somebodies post on the pumphouse.
    SET DOWN STRAP IN AND ENJOY THE RIDE!!!!!

    ibtrukn
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    Yar Cossack, stik aroun yule have sum fun, an we dunt k'rec spelin an punkutation here neither cept for sum dude thas reely bove it all name a klowder er sunthin..

    Kinda interestin LTS an the "krisy kreme kid" did'nt comeback on this un..Well Like charlie mite say "if the shoe"' ah U no de rest

    BlackGun
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    IB, ya know I can't type while I'm holding one of Dem Delicious delights, gee!

    Oh Yeah Hi New guy! Welcome!
    I suffer from occasional loss of mental stability, and become very violent with only slight provocation. The Veterans Administration has determined that both mental and physical harassment of my person may be hazardous to your health and well being. So stay away from my Donuts!!


    BlackGUN

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