Thank You America !!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by glocknut, Jan 21, 2007.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.

    He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!"

    But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

    The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"

    The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."

    The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stop s, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!"

    That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!"

    He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?"

    She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

    The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...

    "Probably at work!"
  2. Brob73

    Brob73 New Member

    Feb 26, 2004
    wow.....funny! SCARY! True!

  3. rosierita

    rosierita Active Member

    Mar 13, 2004
    South Carolina
    :eek: no doubt!
  4. So true it is funny, but scary
  5. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2005
    New Mexico
    I'll add to the funny for sure list.
  6. IShootBack

    IShootBack Well-Known Member

    Sep 22, 2002
  7. hoser1

    hoser1 New Member

    Jun 7, 2006
    I'm too dang sore from working my butt off to think that's funny.
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