The 3 best in the world....

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  1. graehaven

    graehaven Well-Known Member

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    Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign

    "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world,

    "I am entering!" said Snow White.

    After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

    "First Place !" said Snow White.

    They *continue walking and they see a sign: **"Contest for the strongest man in the world."

    "I'm entering," says Superman.

    After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

    "First Place ," answers Superman. *"Did you ever *doubt?"

    They continue walking when they see a sign:

    "Contest! *Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

    Pinocchio enters.

    After half an hour he returns with tears in *his eyes.

    "What happened?" they asked.

    "Who is Obama?" asked Pinocchio

    :D
    Last edited: May 29, 2009
  2. pinecone70

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    HA! Good one!
  3. oscarmayer

    oscarmayer New Member

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    did pelosi finish second ? :D
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