The Ages of Women

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  1. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    What is the difference between females aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78?

    At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

    At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

    At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

    At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

    At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

    At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

    At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

    At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??
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