THE BEST DOG STORY I EVER HEARD

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  1. dew38

    dew38 New Member

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    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in
    front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He
    rings
    the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
    retriever
    sitting there.
    'You talk?' he asks.
    'Yep,' the Lab replies.
    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says
    'So,
    what's your story?'
    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
    was
    pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no
    time
    at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
    with
    spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
    eavesdropping.'
    'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the
    jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
    younger
    so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do
    some
    undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening
    in.
    I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
    'I
    got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
    the
    dog.

    'Ten dollars,' the guy says.


    'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
    cheap?'


    'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff. :D
  2. artabr

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    That IS the best dog story, ever! LOL!
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    This dog may have a great future as a politician. We already have a comedian in the congress.
  6. dew38

    dew38 New Member

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    i would rather have the dog than what we got now ;)
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    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    I get a hearty chuckle each time I see this story.

    Thanks for posting it. :) :D
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