The Black Bra

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by killbuck, Nov 10, 2012.

  1. killbuck

    killbuck New Member

    *The Black Bra (as told by a woman)*

    I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged,
    one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We
    were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our
    men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto
    heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days
    to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

    My engaged friend_

    The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a
    black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and
    said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we
    made passionate love all night long.

    The mistress:

    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
    wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask
    over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
    but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

    Then I had to share my story:

    When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black
    stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in
    the door and saw me he said:

    What's for dinner, Zorro?
  2. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

    Now that's funny!

  3. 1LoneWolf75

    1LoneWolf75 Active Member

    Apr 29, 2012
    Farson WY
  4. Cooked goose and its gonna be tenderized to a pulp.
  5. Buckshot

    Buckshot Active Member

    May 5, 2009
    Southern AZ
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