The Black Bra

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by dons2346, Jan 7, 2012.

  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member

    I had lunch with 2 of my friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress and I am married (for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

    Here's what happened:

    My Engaged Friend:
    The other night when my fiancé came over, he found me wearing only a black bra, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you' Then we made passionate love all night long

    The Mistress:
    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat. Under it I had only the black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

    Then I Had To Share My Story:
    When my husband came home I was wearing a black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,










    "What's for dinner, Zorro?"
     
  2. Brisk44

    Brisk44 New Member

    Mar 6, 2011
    Iowa
    This is what he said to you?
     

  3. flintlock

    flintlock Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2007
    Upstate NY
    How long before the poor guy can eat solid food again?
     
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