The Bus Ride

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by montezumaz, Sep 21, 2012.

  1. montezumaz

    montezumaz Former Guest

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    A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man here."

    Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."

    A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out, "Come on, kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"
  2. dad2thebone

    dad2thebone New Member

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    perfect lmbo these days i can use a good laugh
  3. AL MOUNT

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    I'm a mammary kinda dude myself....:p
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