The Cat

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  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    So Mo, this is for Bob

    A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of

    him
    one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the
    park.
    As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

    The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put

    the
    beast out and headed home.

    Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

    He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always
    beat
    him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right,
    then
    left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he
    reached
    what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat
    there.

    Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat
    there?"

    "Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
    Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the
    phone,
    I'm
    lost! and need directions!"
    :D :D
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    That's choice !!!!!!!!!!!
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    inplanotx New Member

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  4. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    :D :D :D

    Bob loved it!! :D
  5. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    :D Another Love-Hate relationship! :D
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