The Crowded Train

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Mar 9, 2005.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked the entire length
    looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed,
    middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

    The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman
    just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
    "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

    The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under
    that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very
    She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

    This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog,
    tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone
    must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"

    An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem
    to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong
    hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.

    And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong ***** out the window."
    :D :D :D :D
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!


  3. woolleyworm

    woolleyworm Well-Known Member

    Feb 23, 2009
    SW Fort Worth
    Yeah, I'm going waaaay back with this one, but it was funny enough to resurrect! call it the 6yr bump
  4. joncutt87

    joncutt87 Active Member

    May 24, 2011
    Kannapolis, NC
  5. watsisname

    watsisname Member

    Jan 24, 2010
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