The Divorce

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  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce,
    and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
    She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the
    middle of the property with a stream running by."
    No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
    It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
    I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
    I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my
    husband's parents."
    He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
    No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never
    really needed one."
    Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your
    marriage?"
    Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't
    necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is
    yes."
    Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
    Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier
    than I do."
    Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want
    a divorce?"
    Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a
    divorce.
    My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."
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