The economy is so bad that . . .

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  1. THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT:

    CEO's are playing miniature golf.

    Jewish women are marrying anyone - even for love.

    Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

    Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

    McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names

    A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico

    The most highly-paid job is now jury duty

    Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting

    People in India are donating money to Americans

    Mothers in China are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"

    Motel Six won't leave the light on
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    Perhaps there is more truth to those than fiction, Pistol......

    ***Ducking***
  3. fmacsin1

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    OK, Pistol, this is just too good!
  4. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    The stock broker went with him.

    Pops
  5. oscarmayer

    oscarmayer New Member

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    it so bad nigerians are receiving emails stating : dear sir you're the last living realtion of _______ if you send money to the us bank ........
  6. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    GREAT ones, Pistolen!

    The other day, a guy on the street asked me if I could break a five for him -
    And was holding a nickel in his hand.

    The local gas station has instituted a lay-away plan.
  7. bcj1755

    bcj1755 New Member

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    A wretched hive of scum and villiany
    ...Somalians are calling Americans "Skinnies"

    ...Somali pirates have started stopping American ships so they can give their loot to the poor and less fortunate.

    ...other countries are giving the US foreign aid.
    Last edited: May 22, 2009
  8. S&W-4me

    S&W-4me New Member

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    The economy is so bad that . .

    The Mafia is laying off some of their Judges

    Ed
    Last edited: May 27, 2009
  9. Nighthawk

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