The end is Near

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by pickenup, Aug 27, 2003.

  1. pickenup

    pickenup Active Member

    A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground which reads:

    "The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!"

    "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled a driver as he sped past.

    From the curve ahead, they heard screeching tires and a big splash. The pastor turns to the priest and asks. "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"

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