The Farmers pond

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Bruce FLinch, Mar 8, 2006.

  1. The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely; picnic
    tables, barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and peach
    trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was

    One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over.
    He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring
    back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As
    he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
    skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of
    his presence.

    At once, they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."
    The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch
    you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."

    Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    Moral: Old men can still think fast!
  2. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2005
    New Mexico
    That's great, nothing like having a quick wit.

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  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    I chuckle every time I see this one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D
  4. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
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