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  1. berto64

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    A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate
    one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the
    road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the
    trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
    stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming
    traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats
    exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
    Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and
    backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
    The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches her
    yelling, "What is going on here?"
    "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
    "Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard
    pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...
    "Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
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    Didn't see that one coming.....

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