The Golden Urinal

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by raven818, Jul 6, 2012.

  1. raven818

    raven818 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2011
    Jax, Fl.
    After Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and Hillary for
    some campaign advice, at their spacious home.

    After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he
    could use his personal bathroom.

    When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that
    Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Wow!

    That afternoon, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal. "Just
    think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal.

    But, I wouldn't have something so indulgent!"

    Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how
    impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom,

    Bill had a gold urinal.

    That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary
    smiled and said to Bill:

    "I found out who peed in your saxophone."
     

  2. BlackEagle

    BlackEagle Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Nov 25, 2011
    UK
    That just hit my funny bone. Couldn't stop laughing. I'll need to pass it on.:lmao2::lmao2::lmao2::lmao2::lmao2::lmao2:
     
  3. Buckshot

    Buckshot Active Member

    May 5, 2009
    Southern AZ
  4. I offended somebody with that joke...got any more? :lmao:
     
  5. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2008
    Louisiana
    I guess bill was lucky bozo just peed in it. Could have been worse.

    Give me a chance to crap in bill's sax and i am taking it.
     
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